Pearl harbor sucked - Pearl Harbor Reviews

Pearl Harbor is the biggest piece of trash Hollywood has ever spit out. And let me tell you, Hollywoood has spit out some trash over the years. But at least a lot of it was entertaining. But not Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor couldn't have strayed farther from reality. Except for about 5 minutes of an attack sequence, director Michael Bay got EVERYTHING, and I mean EVERYTHING wrong. First, the lame, grossly acted and disgustingly played out love story that pervades the entire movie. It's nothing short of ridiculous. Michael Bay feels the need to shred a national tragedy to pieces by intertwining it with a love triangle involving...Ben Affleck. (Need I say more?) In fact, the movie barely refers to the event that shook America to its core and changed history forever. It's perverse and stupid. Cuba Gooding, Jr., Mr. Show Me the Money, is reduced to a third-string character with barely any development or function. I think Team America got it right when it plays the song End of an Act: "I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, When he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more then that movie missed the point, And that?s an awful lot girl. And now, now you've gone away, And all I'm trying to say, Is Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, He was terrible in that film. I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, He's way better then Ben Affleck. And now all I can think about is your smile, And that sh*tty movie too, Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies. I guess Perl Harbor sucked, Just a little bit more then I miss you."