Ouch....... - Pearl Harbor Reviews

I felt like I'd been beaten and violated after whatching this film. Let me summarize the ingrediants they used to design this catastrophy. 1) Name your movie after an important historical event and base the plot around something entirely different then the event itself. 2) Throw in a love story so soppy that most members of the audience regurgitate thier consessions purchases. 3) Make sure that the plot doesn't develop at all but only jumps from one silly scene to the next. 4) Load on bad acting to total lack of taste. 5) Make the movie go on for twice as long as it should. 6) Top with some suffering heros that nobody cares about and ridiculous plot conflict resolution. It seems nearly as though they were aiming for a story that would please young girls (of say 8-12). Why then they sprinkled in a few gory war scences I don't know. Anyway, I'm not wasting any more time on describing how much I dislike this film. Please, please, don't watch it.