Sunday, September 30, 2007

Wow... this movie really sucked - Pearl Harbor Reviews

I wish this web site would allow a one word review, because if it could I would simply write. RETARDED! I don't think I have ever heard a sappier crappier script than this. And that scene where they run through the parrachutes is the worst thing I have ever seen. If you want a love story, rent "beauty and the beast", and if you want a war movie get "Platoon" STAY AWAY FROM THIS CRAP!!!

Tried to be to many things, failed at all of them - Pearl Harbor Reviews

Just a poor effort of a movie. Lame plot, pathetic excuse for a love story, and little historical accuracy. It tried to be a gripping love story, but failed because the characters were neither believable or likable. It tried to be a war story, but fell short due to poor acting and obviously PG rated violence. It's sad that some people (women)actually liked this movie, it's an example of our expectations being lowered by Hollywood crap. Afleck and Hartnett should have lost their SAG cards for this tripe.

Great war movie!!! if your a female - Pearl Harbor Reviews

No guy in his right mind would consider this a true war movie. Drivel at best. This one belongs in the chickflick section, not the best war movies of all time. Apocolypse Now is a war movie, this is a tube of Vagisil and a pint of Ben and Jerrys.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

So many ways to spell awful.. - Pearl Harbor Reviews

The acting in this movie was absolutely terrible. Ben Affleck was brutal and Josh Hartnett has no future ahead of him if he keeps this up. How can you screw up a movie this badly. Oh what it could have been... They try and copy titanic by making a sappy love story, and it was just stupid!! Pitiful filmmaking. I didn't for once feel sad or bad for the soldiers because it was not believable.

This has to be the most unconvincing movie ever - Pearl Harbor Reviews

i'll cut the chase and go straight to my point. This movie is UNREALISTIC AND UNCONVINCING. 1st: afleck can talk his way through anything, ie sweet talking himself into passing an eye test, sweet talking himself out of some serious trouble right after nearly crashing a combat plane for fun. 2nd. spoilers... ..... .... ... .. . at the end after the attack, the japanese admiral says we have awaken a sleeping lion, right after his subordinate told him the attack on pearl harbor was a sucess. W T F? why the hell would you attack the USA in the first place if you know you are going to awaken a "sleeping lion"? 3rd. the whole love story stinks! it is so predicable, as i saw the return of afleck as soon as the two had an affair. it is soo unconvincing!

When did wwii actually start? - Pearl Harbor Reviews

September 3rd 1939 - NOT December 7 1941. The Brits had been doing it hard - and alone - for over two years before the USA got involved, and one would have to wonder if they would have bothered at all if it hadn't been for the Japanese attack at Hawaii. Same in WWI too. Does The Battle of Britain, Dunkirk or the London blitz ring a bell? Hollywood should collectively hang its head.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Incredibly horrible!!! - Pearl Harbor Reviews

Pearl harbor has all the makings ot be a great movie. A premise to tell one of the worst disasters in American history the way it should be told. But the screenwriters and directors and producers had another idea. The love story between the three is so predictable, you know what will happen between them next. The only thing worth watching is the actual scenes at Pearl Harbor. The story, acting, and directing is bad. Ben Affleck should not be allowed to act in any movie.